If Ignatius Reilly (from A Confederacy of Dunces) and Ron Swanson (from Parks and Recreation) got together and co-wrote a self-help parody full of absurd humor about relationships and sex, the result would be something like this hilarious book by Ronnie Champ.
In How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, self-help guru Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
* How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together;
* How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes;
* How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money;
* And much, much more!
If you’re looking for a good time, don’t call the number on the bathroom wall! Read this hilarious self-help parody by Ronnie Champ. This funny book may not change your relationships, but it will entertain you and make you laugh.
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