About Memes Book: Funny Jokes Collection – Dank Slav Meme Edition:
The most funny dank memes from all over the slav web. Some of them are completely in English and some are preserved in the authentic format but supported with an accurate translation. Hope you’ll enjoy it!
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About IRRESITIBLE by Cecil Hansson:
This is a humorous short story about a middle aged man – or almost – who gives himself a drastic makeover in order to improve his chances of succeeeding in the world. The plan works and he suddenly realizes that he has the world at his feet as job interviewers and women alike fall under the spell of his new appearance. But there is a downside…
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About Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon By John L. Sheppard:
Effete alcoholic Tris Edgar finds a talking raccoon digging through his trash one evening. Tris tells a story of heartbreak, loss and self-defeat, and of his life as an instant celebrity in the internet age. At turns dark and whimsical, Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon is a uncanny fable for the 21st century.
Praise for Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon:
“Sheppard is a hugely imaginative writer, deftly balancing humor, pathos and lyricism.” -Self-Publishing Review
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About Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Ericksoh
Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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About Eww Challenge by Elisa Anderson:
This Game is Not for the Fainted Hearted!
If you get nauseous easily, do not play this game.
If you get squeamish at the sight of blood, do not play this game.
If you throw up easily at the sight of disgusting things, not play this game.
You have been warned!!!
The aim of this game is to outlast your opponent in a disgusting picture staring contest where you must look at a horrible picture shown to you by your opponent for 10 seconds.
There are ten rounds of disgusting pictures for 2 players.
If you can outlast the count down without twitching a muscle in your face and being perfectly still during the count down, you win a point for that round.
If you can’t stand the mess you see, you get none.
Are you up for some disgusting game play
Load this game in your kindle, grab an unfortunate friend and try not to get nauseous or say “Eww” in the Eww Challenge Book-Game!
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About If You See Kay Run:
In If You See Kay, Run, Bobbi Jax, AKA BJ, reaches out to flick the cheek on the chick hiding in the bushes. Plastic. But oh so real looking. And creepy enough to interrupt her romp in nature with hot cop, Peter Harris. Creepy enough that BJ and her best friend, Kay decide to retrieve the discarded mannequin from the park that night, tie it to the roof of their car, and drive it back to the bar she manages.
Creepy enough that it lights up social media like a beacon calling in the crazies.
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About Dad Jokes Valentine’s Day Gift Book by Ralph Lane:
What is a hillbilly’s idea of a romantic Valentine’s Day?
Taking down the Christmas lights.
Dad Jokes and Valentine’s Day go together like cupids and hearts. Your favorite joke book author, Ralph Lane, has compiled the best valentine jokes in the world, then added classic illustrations in order to bring you the Dad Jokes Valentine’s Day Gift Book. Whether you’re looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift or just a funny book to have around the house, you’ll love this collection of valentine puns, knock knock jokes, gags, riddles and hilarious poems. (Will Shakespeare would be jealous.)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Now what should I do?
While he’s trying to figure that one out, here’s what you should do. Pick up multiple copies of the Dad Jokes Valentine’s Day Gift Book, because they make the perfect gift for all ages. And don’t forget to leave an Amazon review for Dad Jokes Valentine’s Day Gift Book. While you’re at it, don’t forget to grab Ralph’s other great Dad Jokes books:
Dad Jokes Gift Book
Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book
Dad Jokes St. Patrick’s Day Gift Book
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About Time Is Irreverent:
AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY!
What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it?
When alien time travel specialists, the Krichards, learn of President Handley’s game of dodge the mushroom cloud, they race to Earth to investigate. For them, the question of whether it’s worth it to change history is easy to answer, but they will only proceed if the human they deem best qualified to represent Earth agrees to make the change. Erasing Handley’s nuclear annihilation will require a quick jump to AD 31 to correct an error in history. If the Krichards select a brilliant scientist or an elite athlete for the task, Earth may be in good hands. Instead they select Marty Mann, a mildly successful travel writer whose only superpower is not taking life too seriously. What could possibly go wrong?
Spanning from the Cretaceous period to 2056, Time Is Irreverent is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire, with unpredictable twists, colorful aliens, huge dinosaurs, a smokin’ hot lesbian from the future, and a cameo from Jesus Christ himself!
Publisher’s Warning: This book is intended for a liberal audience and features satirical content that may not be appropriate for Donald Trump supporters or those who are offended by views that challenge traditional religious beliefs. Common side effects include wide smiles, sudden laughter, and occasional snorts. Reader discretion is advised.
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About 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired by Tony Snark:
Free Dec 31, 2018 – Jan 4, 2019
Do you like New Year’s resolutions for other people?
If so, you’re not alone. As a matter of fact, I’d bet you’re in the secret majority.
Resolution zealots rejoice over the yearly tradition. The rest of us pretend to care. When asked what our resolution is, we mumble an incoherent response, hoping no one seeks clarification.
But now, there’s another option.
I’ve developed a list of 31 resolutions—one for each day of January—for the uninspired. These sarcastic declarations will allow us to answer resolution-zealots until their interest wanes.
If you want to arm yourself with a ready response, or if you want to be entertained, pick up a copy of 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired today!
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About A Christmas Eve Service Spectacular by Audrey Appenzeller:
How hard can kindness be on Christmas Eve?
Last year Tess Endwell had an epic mom meltdown and ruined Christmas for the family. This year she’s vowed to do better. But a smoldering trivet, a hideous vest, and four squirrely kids threaten to unravel her Christmas Eve plans yet again.
All she wants is a happy Christmas for her family—until she realizes there may be something better.
Mix the family chaos of “Mom’s Night Out” with a can-do supermom and drop them into the Christmas advent season like “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.” That funny short story would be “A Christmas Eve Service Spectacular.”
“A Christmas Eve Service Spectacular” is a holiday family comedy. If you like funny family Christmas stories and clean comedy fiction, you’ll enjoy this.
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About Everyone in LA is an Asshole by Sarah Fuller
LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.
Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.
Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.
Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.
Can you handle the absurdities?
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About Accidental Lazarus – DEAD & BUSY: Episode 1:
A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.
Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end.
“Dave Callaghan is not here to bring you profound, life-changing thoughts; only quick, unadulterated fun.”
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About Single Chicas:
Single Chicas is a collection of stories about modern Latinas being in, out, and around the zany hurdles of relationships. One woman receives strange calls from a lonely soul, another seeks advice on how to love herself, and another wakes up in a parallel universe to a man she’s never met. These chicas will make painstaking effort to survive the complexities with humor and grace. Once again, López dazzles audiences with her brilliantly candid craft. Smart, witty, and funny, these stories will explore the true endurance of singlehood.
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About Seventeen Seas by Bronwyn Elsmore:
Fiction, creative non-fiction, humor, cruise, ship, fun “a travel book with a difference”
Is there really a stowaway in one of the lifeboats? And what’s the truth about Germans and deckchairs? On a cruise ship full of passengers from a variety of countries there’s bound to be plenty of fun.
Seventeen Seas tells their stories through 10 countries, 15 ports, across 17 seas.
Fiction, non-fiction, humour – Seventeen Seas is all of these. For all who have taken a cruise, think they’d like to, or are certain they never would!
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About The Teleporter’s Handbook by David Charles Simmonds:
A collection of 11 short stories. Modern Fables and Tall Tales. A humorous, satirical and entertaining read.
Stories and Page Numbers.
(1) The Teleporter’s Handbook. 1
(2) Tank and Coco. 91
(3) A Tall Leprechaun Tale. 105
(4) God Bless Michael Caine. 125
(5) Dancing with Schadenfreude. 149
(6) Not Your Average Joe . 169
(7) Prelude to Rehab. 187
(8) The Chicken Chronicles, Part One:. 203
(9) The Future of Pleasure. 217
(10) Adonis Makes a Comeback. 235
(11) The Inevitable Reaper. 251
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About The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader:
A despicable stock trader is found buried under an avalanche of his own garden rocks, causing fired-from-the force- Richard Sherlock to be yanked off the bowling alley and whisked to the crime scene by his pampered protegee Tiffany Richmond. He must prove murder and stop payment of the twelve-million-dollar Richmond Insurance policy.
Nothing makes sense. Crime scene is a mess. There is no money trail. There are too many motives from too many suspects who have too many alibis. Worst of all Sherlock’s bad back is acting up, his ex-wife wants more money and the murder investigation is putting a serious dent in his parenting schedule of his two daughters.
Richard Sherlock hates his job, and may be a reluctant dick, but he is better at finding the WHO in WHODUNIT than anyone else.
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About That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an As*hole:
This book pokes fun at more serious self-important memoirs. Each chapter of this book is a short, zany vignette about how the author (who portrays himself as incurably lazy and irresponsible) experienced different stages of his life, beginning as a child all the way to adulthood, and how he dealt with those stages. His humor is best described as ribald, irreverent, self-depreciating, often-adolescent, and sometimes vulgar. It is a page turner of a book in the satire flavor.
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About Call Me Pomeroy A Novel of Satire and Political Dissent:
GOLD MEDAL WINNER-READER’S FAVORITE INTERNATIONAL AWARDS (HUMOR CATEGORY). Pomeroy, a towering street musician on parole, wants to become another Bob Dylan. With fame and fortune in mind, he heads to Occupy Oakland, hoping to get on television, attract an agent, and score a million dollar recording contract. Note: Adult language and situations.
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About The Teleporter:
With great power comes the possibility to go viral… Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch who loves booze, that is until destiny calls upon him. Whilst investigating a familiar sounding, power hungry, media controlling, mega rich businessman he stumbles upon the ability to teleport! Using this new power he begins a journey of self reflection to bring down the man, earn the trust of his friends and save the day!
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About The Outlandish and the Ego By O. Ryan Hussain:
The Outlandish and the Ego is the first in a new genre of literature: political erotica. This wild and comical satire follows two parallel stories that ultimately converge and blend into a new American reality.
One side of The Outlandish and the Ego plays out with the Aide, who relentlessly seeks to maintain his power as he maneuvers his president for reelection. The Aide’s ruthless appetite for victory comes to life in the form of wife swapping, partnering with a corporation hungry for war, endless slandering, and so much more. But in order to win, the Aide must survive an evil secret society-the Brethren.
The other half of The Outlandish and the Ego finds Samuel and Roger: two wild derelicts who are running from demon gnomes that nobody else can see or understand. In order to satisfy the gnomes’ demands, Samuel and Roger must solve the riddle of “the signal.” The two twisting plotlines crash into each other as the fate of the Aide, Samuel, Roger, and the Brethren come to an unexpected and hilarious close.
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