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Stay the F**k at Home

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About Stay the F**k at Home:

Stay the Fuck at Home is a children’s book for adults – We will let you make the decision on whether it should be read to your kids. The book provides a hilarious rhyming view of our new world of social distancing during these challenging times.

25% of the profits from this book will go to organizations supporting the needs of those affected by the Corona pandemic.

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Coyote Laughing

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When two collegiate girls go for the last big score to pay for their final semester, at a shady greenhouse, things take a serious wrong turn. Bodies start piling up when a serial killer is thwarted in his attempted to gain access to safes with cash and cartel credit cards. The FBI and bad guys, looking for both bodies and information, decide to question the girls at the scene of the crimes hoping for answers. Coyote makes an appearance as more bodies start to pile up and the serial killer closes in. By the time the drugs are gone and the bodies counted, the only thing missing by the new day’s dawn are rave lights, balloons and flash rings.

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The Diarrhea Diaries

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About The Diarrhea Diaries:

The 480 Tweets assembled in this book were selected by the Editor and are solely those of Donald J. Trump, currently the President of the United States. They are presented here word-for-word as he wrote them. Misspellings and punctuation errors are Mr. Trumps. Tweets are presented in specific categories as shown in the Table of Contents. Tweets longer than 280 characters are those continued in a second or third Tweet. Mr. Trump targeted many of the same individuals often retweeting an existing Tweet by changing a pejorative word (s) to reinforce his ire with that person along with other key words used over and over to make his point. Bold and underlined words within the Tweets are by the Editor to demonstrate this pattern.The Tweets are presented with no political intent other than to demonstrate how The President prefers to communicate, how he responds to those who disagree with him and his responses to his perceived political enemies. Some will find these Tweets amusing. Others may be dismayed that they were written by the President of the United States.

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40 Single NYC

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About 40 Single NYC:

A fun take on being 40, single and living in New York. Join this single 40-year-old’s fun, magical ride of personal transformation as she rediscovers her love of New York and true passions while dealing with booty calling millennials, dating apps, her slight drinking problem…to hopefully find love and happiness.

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My Crazy (Sick) Love

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Amanda Loeb is a single, intelligent New York City attorney coming up on the eve of her thirtieth birthday. With a stable job, circle of supportive friends, and close relationships with her mother and sister one detail sets Amanda apart from others – she is a hypochondriac. Her medicine cabinet is home to a stock of medications sourced from an actively managed A-Z list of the best doctors in NYC. When Amanda meets Brian Marshall, a handsome and charismatic restaurant owner, her heart beats in undiagnosable somersaults. As their relationship develops Amanda learns the intricacies and complications love brings may be the cure-all ‘pill’ she needs to free herself from the affliction – for the rest of her life.

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I Told You So! Strike Three, You’re Out! by Mark Gunning

About I Told You So! Strike Three, You’re Out! by Mark Gunning:

Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, And Then It Happened, Jerry the Squirrel, and Stick Cat books, this hilarious series is definitely here to entertain. In Strike Three, You’re Out, two best friends find themselves frequently on the wrong side of awesome plans! Follow the boys as they take you on a hilarious journey of adventures, stunts, and pranks. This time around the boys encounter a giant ramp again, modify a pitching machine, bring a mummy to school, build a floating chair, prank their teacher in class, and become rock stars. Full of leeches, floods, scary mummies, damaged cars, Whoopee cushions, rescues, and famous rock stars. the fun never ends!

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Ripped Tide: A Daniel O’Dwyer Oak Island Adventure

About Ripped Tide: A Daniel O’Dwyer Oak Island Adventure:

After the death of his fiancée due to medical errors, hospital pharmacist Daniel O’ Dwyer escapes to Oak Island, North Carolina. The only things on his mind are fresh sea air, fresh seafood, Fat Tire Amber Ale, and the avoidance of any type of healthcare institution. But fate and jellyfish draw him back, and reluctantly he agrees to go undercover to combat narcotic drug diversion at nearby Boiling Grove Community Hospital. With minimal assistance from Willie, his socially imbalanced sidekick, Daniel must navigate through dangerous situations and wild characters, including a brawny redneck with a Bob Marley tattoo; a foreign physician with bat-like qualities; and a lackluster Human Resources Director with a penchant for Mai Tais and Ebenezer Scrooge.

Ripped Tide: A Daniel O’Dwyer Oak Island Adventure is a humorous take on a very serious issue.
Ripped Tide is a 2017 McGrath House Indie Book Award Winner in the Humor Category.

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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Mother Teresa’s Advice for Jilted Lovers

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Dark humor, paranormal women’s fiction.

Mother Teresa’s Advice for Jilted Lovers is a hilarious, irreverent take on the darker side of spirituality.

Every time Tara Holland thinks she’s getting close to finally having her white wedding, the man who should be on his knee, giving her roses, winds up on his back, pushing up daisies. Needless to say, Tara’s beginning to think she’s cursed when it comes to men.

Her best friend, Betsy, who’s always there to put the pieces back together, convinces Tara she’s the cause of each of her boyfriend’s untimely exits to the other side. Could it be that Tara has that kind of psychic power? And is Betsy right that women all over the world would pay a pretty penny for it?

What follows is a wild and humorous trek down the path of Tara’s spiritual growth and ultimate awakening. But the road to enlightenment is no cakewalk. It’s fraught with stacks of ill-gotten cash, death threats, and orange jumpsuits.

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1st Place winner for best Mystery/Suspense in the Chanticleer Chatelaine Awards, recognizing emerging new talent and outstanding works in women’s fiction and romance novels.

Nominee for the Whistler Independent Book Award, fiction, recognizing excellence in Canadian independent publishing, 2016.

“Danika Bloom’s dark humorous novel has a fresh, snarky voice that will leave readers laughing out loud and turning pages right until the end.” Eileen Cook, author of With Malice

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275 Absurd, Silly, And Random, Yet Thought-Provoking Observations About The Spanish Language And Culture

About 275 Absurd, Silly, And Random, Yet Thought-Provoking Observations About The Spanish Language And Culture:

This book is for anyone who enjoys fresh and unconventional observations. If you speak Spanish, or are learning Spanish, you’ll probably get even more out of this book. But really, you don’t have to speak Spanish or be a language enthusiast to be able to appreciate the, dare I say, genius of this book (I dared).

Based on the experiences of an American military brat, who lived in Europe for 10 years (three of them in Spain), and decided to write about his experiences, this book is funny, insightful, and a leisurely read. You’ll accidentally learn something as well. I promise.

You won’t find a story, but rather a compilation of (clever) observations about the Spanish language and culture. You will get to see the world as I see it – with wonder, amusement, and sporadic mixes of ingenuity and ridiculousness.

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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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About a Mum

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Fun, selfless and beautiful – well, that’s what Louisa Johnson thinks about herself. Her family is less inclined to agree. Annoying, pushy and completely spoilt are other descriptions that spring to mind.

But what happens when your children aren’t grateful for all the interference…ahem, help and guidance over the years? What happens when even her long-suffering husband’s had enough of his demanding, high-maintenance wife?

When secrets finally come back to haunt her and her not so perfect life is thrown into chaos, will the reigning queen of melodrama make things right before they go oh so wrong? Or is this the perfect opportunity to relive all those wasted years stuck at home as an underappreciated mother and housewife?

Follow Louisa’s emotional rollercoaster of a life as she contends with disgruntled family members, a strange obsession with an 80’s pop star, and a hilarious encounter with a dose of reality when she least expects it.

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Don’t Drop the Baby

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Don’t Drop the Baby is the first book in a new medical romantic comedy series, Dr. Brogan Corkie Matchmaking Doctor.

Dr. Brogan Corkie is happily semi-retired from medicine and now has time for other hobbies. Her passion for food is second only to her skill at matchmaking!

Ross Skye, owner of BabyCare, a high-end line of baby merchandise, is injured in an accident, and Brogan uses her cooking, medical – and matchmaking – skills to help him out. Dr. Lauren Kane is taking care of her nephew for two weeks, and Brogan agrees to babysit while Lauren is at work.

Two years ago, Ross and Lauren dated. At that time, Lauren wanted kids, but Ross wasn’t keen. Now the tables have turned, and Ross is trying to convince Lauren that they’d make an awesome parenting team. Brogan suggests they test drive parenthood by looking after a simulated baby for a week – a computerized version that eats, sleeps, wets, and cries. Ross and Lauren experience the “joy” of having a newborn firsthand, and the bar is set pretty low. Their first goal is: don’t drop the baby. The second goal is to find out if their love for each other will survive the test of…parenting.

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Life Champion

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Do you ever feel like being an adult sucks? You get so caught up in grown-up stuff like forgetting to pay bills, finding socks that match, and lying about why you were late for work that you lose sight of everything that ever made you happy as a child? You give up on popping wheelies. You stop ding dong ditching and vandalizing stuff. You don’t even think spitballs or really loud farts are as funny as they used to be, and you can’t even remember the last time you threw a party at your parent’s house when they weren’t home. This is what happened to Buck Brennan, and by the time he was thirty-five years old, he was just a shell of that spry young man who left the loudest farts in the 5th grade.
Buck Brennan takes you on his own personal journey of self-discovery and shows you how he reset his narcissistic mindset so that he now thinks that he is better than you. Through meditation, visualization, and a few other things he looked up on the Internet, Buck Brennan was also able to reconnect with his inner-child, and today Buck Brennan is still the same happy-go-lucky kid who masturbates five times a day and plays with matches.
Buck Brennan’s inspirational true story of hope and redemption will change your life forever. If you don’t believe me, my third cousin from New Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still on heroin. My fat nosey neighbor didn’t read it, and he’s still a a dickhead. My nan and pap didn’t read it, either. Now they are both dead.

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My Little China Girl – A Blottoblogography by Gordon MacRae

About My Little China Girl – A Blottoblogography by Gordon MacRae:

Thomas is a Canadian who works hard in international development (and exploitainment). His first post is in Vietnam where he is tasked with contriving convincing planning and progress reports to ensure that his federally-funded company continues to bank coin through “infrastructure development”. All the while, he falls in love with Vietnam, the people and their ways. Unrequited and unfortunately, his hard work begets hard time(s) as he is dismissed from his creative writing job, and thereby Vietnam, on charges of “immoral behavior”. A victim of love, he rambles throughout Asia, from country to country, and girl to girl, fueled by one bottle after another, trying his worst to emulate the frivolous meanderings of his far more successful author friend, Grant. Along this journey, from Thailand, to South Korea, to Indonesia, to Vietnam with double-backs, he strives to re-realize his long-lost goal of finding the one woman with whom he can finally settle down; a life-partner who will not only allow for his perverse proclivities, but also finally put them to rest. Could a final jaunt, this one to China – a land of over half a billion women – partner him with that one woman who can finally contain his affections?

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Letters to be Read in a Heavily British Accent

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Letters to Be Read in a Heavily British Accent recounts the hilarious (and historically-set) misadventures of Sherwood, a new recruit in H. Majesty’s army; and Penelope, his bit-of-all-right back home. Through their letters the two share incidents and adventures, and discuss their relationship, which looks good on paper, but…

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