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Accidental Lazarus – DEAD & BUSY: Episode 1

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About Accidental Lazarus – DEAD & BUSY: Episode 1:

A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.

Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end.

“Dave Callaghan is not here to bring you profound, life-changing thoughts; only quick, unadulterated fun.”

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Single Chicas

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About Single Chicas:

Single Chicas is a collection of stories about modern Latinas being in, out, and around the zany hurdles of relationships. One woman receives strange calls from a lonely soul, another seeks advice on how to love herself, and another wakes up in a parallel universe to a man she’s never met. These chicas will make painstaking effort to survive the complexities with humor and grace. Once again, López dazzles audiences with her brilliantly candid craft. Smart, witty, and funny, these stories will explore the true endurance of singlehood.

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Seventeen Seas by Bronwyn Elsmore

About Seventeen Seas by Bronwyn Elsmore:

Fiction, creative non-fiction, humor, cruise, ship, fun “a travel book with a difference”
Is there really a stowaway in one of the lifeboats? And what’s the truth about Germans and deckchairs? On a cruise ship full of passengers from a variety of countries there’s bound to be plenty of fun.
Seventeen Seas tells their stories through 10 countries, 15 ports, across 17 seas.
Fiction, non-fiction, humour – Seventeen Seas is all of these. For all who have taken a cruise, think they’d like to, or are certain they never would!

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The Teleporter’s Handbook by David Charles Simmonds

About The Teleporter’s Handbook by David Charles Simmonds:

A collection of 11 short stories. Modern Fables and Tall Tales. A humorous, satirical and entertaining read.
Stories and Page Numbers.
(1) The Teleporter’s Handbook. 1
(2) Tank and Coco. 91
(3) A Tall Leprechaun Tale. 105
(4) God Bless Michael Caine. 125
(5) Dancing with Schadenfreude. 149
(6) Not Your Average Joe . 169
(7) Prelude to Rehab. 187
(8) The Chicken Chronicles, Part One:. 203
(9) The Future of Pleasure. 217
(10) Adonis Makes a Comeback. 235
(11) The Inevitable Reaper. 251
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The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader

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A despicable stock trader is found buried under an avalanche of his own garden rocks, causing fired-from-the force- Richard Sherlock to be yanked off the bowling alley and whisked to the crime scene by his pampered protegee Tiffany Richmond. He must prove murder and stop payment of the twelve-million-dollar Richmond Insurance policy.
Nothing makes sense. Crime scene is a mess. There is no money trail. There are too many motives from too many suspects who have too many alibis. Worst of all Sherlock’s bad back is acting up, his ex-wife wants more money and the murder investigation is putting a serious dent in his parenting schedule of his two daughters.
Richard Sherlock hates his job, and may be a reluctant dick, but he is better at finding the WHO in WHODUNIT than anyone else.

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That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an As*hole

About That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an As*hole:

This book pokes fun at more serious self-important memoirs. Each chapter of this book is a short, zany vignette about how the author (who portrays himself as incurably lazy and irresponsible) experienced different stages of his life, beginning as a child all the way to adulthood, and how he dealt with those stages. His humor is best described as ribald, irreverent, self-depreciating, often-adolescent, and sometimes vulgar. It is a page turner of a book in the satire flavor.

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Call Me Pomeroy A Novel of Satire and Political Dissent

About Call Me Pomeroy A Novel of Satire and Political Dissent:

GOLD MEDAL WINNER-READER’S FAVORITE INTERNATIONAL AWARDS (HUMOR CATEGORY). Pomeroy, a towering street musician on parole, wants to become another Bob Dylan. With fame and fortune in mind, he heads to Occupy Oakland, hoping to get on television, attract an agent, and score a million dollar recording contract. Note: Adult language and situations.

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The Teleporter

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With great power comes the possibility to go viral… Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch who loves booze, that is until destiny calls upon him. Whilst investigating a familiar sounding, power hungry, media controlling, mega rich businessman he stumbles upon the ability to teleport! Using this new power he begins a journey of self reflection to bring down the man, earn the trust of his friends and save the day!

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The Outlandish and the Ego By O. Ryan Hussain

About The Outlandish and the Ego By O. Ryan Hussain:

The Outlandish and the Ego is the first in a new genre of literature: political erotica. This wild and comical satire follows two parallel stories that ultimately converge and blend into a new American reality.

One side of The Outlandish and the Ego plays out with the Aide, who relentlessly seeks to maintain his power as he maneuvers his president for reelection. The Aide’s ruthless appetite for victory comes to life in the form of wife swapping, partnering with a corporation hungry for war, endless slandering, and so much more. But in order to win, the Aide must survive an evil secret society-the Brethren.

The other half of The Outlandish and the Ego finds Samuel and Roger: two wild derelicts who are running from demon gnomes that nobody else can see or understand. In order to satisfy the gnomes’ demands, Samuel and Roger must solve the riddle of “the signal.” The two twisting plotlines crash into each other as the fate of the Aide, Samuel, Roger, and the Brethren come to an unexpected and hilarious close.

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The Diary Of Poppy Parker

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Long before Bridget Jones, there was Poppy Parker, an ordinary, insecure woman in her thirties. She was dumped unceremoniously four years ago by the love of her life and now raises her son alone. Poppy knows that her life would be perfect if she were a size 8 with a flat bottom, a large ample bosom and a man who wanted more than a quick fumble on top of the photocopier. Enter the world according to Ms Parker and chart her progress as she strives to become a ‘respectable mother’. This, however, is impossible as Poppy has mastered the art of self-doubt in everything. If only she could be her mother’s favourite, her bosses favourite. She even doubts she is her son’s favourite parent even though he has never met his father. Poppy yearns to wake up one morning to find she has transformed into her thinner prettier sister. Will all be perfect when her son’s father returns in her life? Will she finally be allowed to write ‘proper’ news stories at work? Will her neighbour really turn out to be a serial killer? The potential for Poppy to find happiness has always been there- it’s her fault if she never realises it. This book has been compared to Bridget Jones Diary. A hilarious and a heartwarming tale of relationships and love that is perfect for lovers of romantic comedy and chick lit novels by Sophie Kinsella. Full of hysterically embarrassing moments. You will remember PoppyParker long after you have finished reading this book.

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Too Good For The Hood

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“Too Good for the hood,” a new Black American comedy receiving rave reviews from critics: Lenny Kravitz, the big hearted, diminutive Staten Islander faces the cruel, unrelenting recession of 2008. This new grad accountant/math major ends up hopelessly unemployed, then learns he has a serious medical condition. Unbelievably, boldly, he overcomes his misfortune and becomes the hero of the hood. It’s a story of heart, and pure determination. “Captivating, “Addicting.” “. . . laughing all the way.”

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The Agnostic’s Guide to Spiritual Growth… and Shit

About The Agnostic’s Guide to Spiritual Growth… and Shit:

If you ever wanted to know what spirituality is all about but didn’t want to risk boredom, The Agnostic’s Guide to Spiritual Growth… and Shit is for you. This authentic, comprehensive, and accessible guide explains the Meaning of Life, dismantles the hang-ups that blockade us from true fulfillment, unlocks the mysteries of healthy relationships, and – most importantly – makes you laugh so hard you will fall off the toilet in a puddle of your own mirth-spewn spit.

If you or someone you love seems spiritually bankrupt, depressed, lost, or – worst of all – interested in philosophy, this book is guaranteed to give them something to look at for a while until they return to video games or substance abuse.

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Killennials

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Adjunct professor Olivia has no savings, no stability, no hope…oh, and she’s still living at home with her father, the university dean. Meanwhile, sky-high tuition is wrecking her students’ lives. The solution? Kidnap the out-of-touch baby boomers running the school and demand cancellation of all college loan debt. What could possibly go wrong, except for a civil war between young and old?

Adjusted for inflation, millennials spend 50% more on rent, 75% more on healthcare and 150% more on college—while earning $10,000 less—than baby boomers did at the same age. Two-thirds can’t afford to buy a house or save for retirement. It was only a matter of time until s**t went down…

From Marty Beckerman, author of #1 Amazon.com bestselling parody The Heming Way (“laugh-out-loud”—USA Today), comes a timely, uproarious and dope AF tale of the new generation gap. They killed shopping malls, chain restaurants, taxis, newspapers, bar soap, landline phones, cable TV and gluten…and now they’re coming for youuuuuuuuuuuu!

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Merry Friggin’ Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy

About Merry Friggin’ Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy:

Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael, the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN!

The perfect gift for that “Bah-humbug!” in your life!

Get it for FREE on Amazon, November 6-8th, 2018!

So, who is Carlton St. Michael?

Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he’s dead. Actually, twice dead.

And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN).
A Christmas Comedy, of all things.

But Carlton isn’t buying any of it. He’s out to prove it’s all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.

So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that’s the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first. But Carlton has written it all down for you, so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil.

But Carlton is none too happy with the laptop he has, which has the mysterious Holly-Jolly censoring enabled which digitally bleeps out or converts many of his favorite words to Christmasy euphemisms.

Look for the soon to be released Naughty Edition for our best effort at translating the censoring back to Carlton’s intended salty language.

Even if you are dying to enjoy Carlton’s story, you need not go that far. You can get the EBook, NOW!

Warning: Merry Friggin’ Christmas was written for adults and even with Holy-Jolly censoring enabled is too edgy for children under age 13.

Check out some reviews from some imaginary people:

“This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going, and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN.”
Misty Fication

“I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didn’t even realize there were no elves in the story until the end, and it didn’t matter to me at all.”
Sylvaniel the Elven Princess

“I can’t tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So, let’s just say that I loved it, because of the ending.”
John Q. Endingliker

Check out the link at the back of the book to WIN one of 5 FREE signed hardcovers!

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Four Takeaways and a Funeral by Kerrie Noor

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Mavis and Lumpy are getting married. It is to be a small affair with a hot and spicy theme, a few close friends, and a celebrant on Skype.

“We want no fuss,” said Mavis. “Just lots of food, great photos, and belly-dancing.”

However…

Mavis’s idea of hot and spicy is not Lumpy’s, and Lumpy’s idea of great photos is definitely not Mavis’s. Mavis and Lumpy find there is more to getting married than organizing the dips. And as their relationship spirals out of control Mavis loses her mother and must come to terms with a past she would rather forget.

With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on a par with a Shakespearean tragedy and a dying mother’s impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti.

And it is up to Nefertiti to make “things” right…so she thinks.

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Hilariously Infertile

About Hilariously Infertile:

This book, titled Hilariously Infertile, is on a mission to make others who have struggled with infertility, laugh (perhaps while their feet are still in the stirrups and their vaginas are enjoying the fresh air of the fertility clinic). It is a comedic, self-deprecating, look into the harsh, scary, and often a sad world of infertility. Hilariously Infertile will make you laugh out loud while wishing you could have a glass of wine with the author and discuss how you relate to her story is. The author pokes fun at the infertility world, with jokes, such as, equating the constant gynecological exams to her sluttiest days in college, and wondering if her husband will be home in time to stick it (the IVF ass shot) into her butt.
We follow the author’s journey from trying to conceive on her own, discovering she is infertile, getting pregnant, and then doing it all again for her second child. The entire journey is marked with uproarious scenes that any woman who has ever been to the gynecologist can identify with. At times, the author’s candor will surely lead the reader to conclude that the outlandish stories cannot be true. But they are, all of them.
Included in the journey is a chapter on being a new mom. This chapter is funny and real. It does not boast about being a parent, to those who still may be on that path; rather, it speaks candidly about the adjustment to a new life that the author worked hard to achieve, via fertility treatments, and yet still was not ready for.
There is no filter for the author of Hilariously Infertile. This book tells it like it is, from sex to infertility, to being a mother and a wife. If you have thought it somewhere deep down inside, this book says it aloud.

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Bwanana Chaos: A Novel

About Bwanana Chaos: A Novel:

A runaway girl…
A pot farm…
A dozen deviants on the loose… “Bwanana Chaos” is a brilliant and absurd journey into the heart of American high life. It is a strange, funny and exhilarating tale of chance, change and letting go in a place where weed growing is just another regular job, crazies are in the majority and chaos is beautiful.

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Too Good For The Hood by Michael and Danny D’Agostino

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“Too Good for the hood,” a new Black American comedy receiving rave reviews from critics: Lenny Kravitz, the big hearted, diminutive Staten Islander faces the cruel, unrelenting recession of 2008. This new grad accountant/math major ends up hopelessly unemployed, then learns he has a serious medical condition. Unbelievably, boldly, he overcomes his misfortune and becomes the hero of the hood. It’s a story of heart, and pure determination. “Captivating, “Addicting.” “. . . laughing all the way.”
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The Last Rite

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The Last Rite was never meant to be found.

Ten years ago, the love of Daniel’s life disappeared. Then Daniel learns that not only did she commit suicide, but she left behind a daughter he never knew he had.

Taking his estranged daughter home, Daniel gets detoured to the small logging town of Shellington Heights, a town that is no longer on any map and a population that is no longer human.

Daniel and his daughter find themselves pawns in a supernatural war, with the apocalypse hinging on one question – how far will a father go to save a daughter he’s never known?

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Life from Outside the Refrigerator by Jon Ziegler

About Life from Outside the Refrigerator by Jon Ziegler:

If sound advice on parenting and marriage is what you are after, Life from Outside the Refrigerator may not be the book for you. However, if a good belly-laugh or even a desire to find someone who makes your own shortcomings seem trivial is a what you are seeking, then this book may be a perfect fit. Life from Outside the Refrigerator takes an unapologetic look at just how imperfect family life can be.

Humorist Jon Ziegler’s offbeat humor style has maintained a dedicated cult-following for over a decade. His stories have appeared across the internet and blogosphere on sites like Mamalode, Parent.com, Submittable, Sammiches and Psyche Meds, Sweatpants and Coffee, Her View from Home and the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop. Life from Outside the Refrigerator is a gathering of some of his funniest, most ridiculous stories into one hilarious volume.

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