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About Simms:

Jermel Simms who is the youngest of three siblings was revered. It’s was not only because he was the youngest of three kids. His down to earth nature inspired a closeness and progression from rational and cultivating perspicacity. In this story of humor, intrigue and fascination, this owner of a computer and electronic cooperation, and his family encounter some inspiring and hilarious experiences while trying to substantiate their goals to reach higher levels of appeal.

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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

About Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson:

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

About Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin:

“A coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.”

When George Sibley dies, his only son, Eric, has no idea that his inheritance will come with conditions. Now, if Eric is to ever get his hands on his father’s treasured Aston Martin, he must somehow juggle his hectic career and family life in the city, with regular visits to the small riverside town of Burlam. Life for Eric quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of grumpy pensioners, wellington boots and vintage auto-mobiles, fraught with heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and drug raids, the result of which leave his marriage, job and sanity hanging in the balance.
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Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin is a light-hearted and humorous tale of a man who reluctantly goes digging amongst the weeds in order to discover his roots.

Praise for Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

“The story flows really well and the entire concept had me simultaneously laughing, cringing and crying. It’s a brilliant mash up of people and places.”

“I loved some of the characters within this book, they were so deliciously lovely, quirky and believable, even when at their most absurd.”

“It’s a book that oozes charm.”

“Wonderful book to get lost in. Adored the characters and loved the way the book was written – very easy to read and I loved, laughed & cried in equal measures – great!”

“So many funny moments, the prose is witty and bouncy, and I can’t wait to read more from the Author”

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Teaching Frankenstein: A Cautionary Tale

About Teaching Frankenstein: A Cautionary Tale:

Teaching Frankenstein is NOT your traditional inspirational story about the struggling educator. It’s far from it. Absurd, dark, and profane, it’s told by an unnamed antihero who cuts away education’s façade and exposes the truth behind being a modern professional.

It is a story about the friendship forged through adversity. Told through a series of bizarre vignettes inspired by the author’s experiences, it shows the journey of a young teacher on a misguided adventure to resurrect dead dreams. The task is simple, teach Frankenstein at a struggling, urban school to reinvigorate his dying career. What he doesn’t realize is that to teach a book about monsters, he’ll first have to deal with his own.

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The Not-So-Grim Reaper by Sergio Pereira

About The Not-So-Grim Reaper by Sergio Pereira:

Because death should be a laughing matter!

Already down on his luck, Claudio Chillwell has a day that goes from bad to worse – he dies on his way to a job interview. A chatty grim reaper named Gee feels horrible about the embarrassing way that Claudio slipped off this mortal coil and decides to give him a second chance at living.

However, the Dead Council frowns upon necromancy, and there are consequences for those who contravene the rules. Gee ends up on the run and seeks sanctuary at Claudio’s home. The suits are having none of it, though, and track down Gee and his new human friends, promising to torment them with hellhounds, soap operas, and bad haircuts.

Will Claudio and Gee survive the bureaucracy and live to tell the tale?

WARNING: This book combines the outrageous quirk of Deadpool with the adventure of Bill & Ted. Your stomach may hurt afterwards.

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The Wit and Wisdom of Donald J.Trump (The J is for genius)

About The Wit and Wisdom of Donald J.Trump (The J is for genius):

When Donald Trump speaks and tweets, the world
holds it’s breath. He vents his spleen at anything and
anyone at anytime. His use of social media to message
his innermost thoughts and often galvanize his,
(as Hilary puts it) ‘Basket of Deplorables’ following,
makes for unmissable reading, no matter what your
political views.

This is a collection of his most outrageous claims, quotes,
mis-quotes, alternative facts and ‘I can’t believe he said
that!’ moments.

Multi award winning cartoonist, Mark Lynch, has drawn
over 80 hilarious, full color cartoons to accompany the
ramblings of ‘the Tweeter in Chief’

“MY IQ IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST – AND YOU KNOW IT!
PLEASE DON’T FEEL STUPID OR INSECURE;
IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.” – DONALD J.TRUMP

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Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Nine Worlds

About Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Nine Worlds:

A Victorian detective runs around yelling at Asgardians…
Barnabas Tew, the plucky-yet-neurotic detective who somehow managed to save the world once already is at it again. This time, he (along with his trusty sidekick Wilfred) find themselves in the Nine Worlds of Viking mythology, tasked with preventing Ragnarok. Faced with fearsome creatures, aggressive gods, and a terribly non-British idea of fate, the two must solve the case given them by Odin to stop the (you guessed it!) end of the world. Again.

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Accidents Happen

About Accidents Happen:

Tabitha was a true survivor – until she wasn’t. One week before her loveless marriage to a wealthy man, a freak accident causes her soul to trade places with a womanising lush paying penance for his sins as a soul collector. While she waits for Death to unravel the bureaucratic red-tape and return her to her life, she’s forced to take on Mort’s duties, accompanied by the sexiest but rudest man she’s ever met.

Cooper was a bank manager until his demise, and he’s got a lot of making up to do. He’s determined to be the best damn soul collector heav…he…Death has ever seen. Saddled with baby-sitting the soul of a selfish, amoral airhead, he’s determined to teach her a lesson.

Can Tabitha convince Death to switch her back before her wedding and her reputation are ruined? Will Cooper make her see the error of her ways? Or will Fate have the last laugh and teach them all a lesson in love?

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The Corporate Kingdom By S Ramesh

About The Corporate Kingdom By S Ramesh:

You have heard of animal and plant kingdoms. Some of you (I am looking at you, biology nerds!) have even heard of the other three kingdoms.

To these existing ones, I would like to humbly add another: the corporate kingdom.

Now, what is this corporate kingdom? And what kind of creatures inhabit it?

Well, for starters, it includes all corporate sector employees and their benevolent overlords. In this book, you will be introduced to various species of employees, their work ‘ethic’ and unique survival-cum-advancement strategies.

Tag along for a humorous, snarky look at the corporate world. It will change your life!! (Okay, it won’t but tag along anyway?)

Free Book Promotion Dates: September 08 and September 09, 2018

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Textual Chemistry

About Textual Chemistry:

“I realized something today. The Black-Eyed Peas have stopped making music and it makes me believe that people are capable of great change and that the world can become a better place.”

“Because no one ever killed the dark lord with friendship, Quinn. Bravery, yes. Smarts, yes. Cunning, yes. Hugs, no.”

“Can I chop off my enemy’s arm and cauterize the wound at the same time with a regular sword, Quinn? No, I can’t. So light sabers are better.”

“You don’t get that with clouds. No one ever said, “I’ve really gotta get away from these clouds, they are literally giving me cancer.”

“I told you, there is no Quinnifer.”
“Only Zuul?”

***A boy who never plays by the rules. A girl who always does. Opposites don’t just attract, they collide.***

Alex
I am distinctly charming. Don’t worry, you’re not the first to fall for my extreme wit and handsomeness.

Quinn
Those were definitely not the words that came to my mind.

Alex
I’ve also been called striking. Once there was even a mention of god-like.

Quinn
So, you talk to yourself frequently, do you?

Careful Quinn believes in perfection: her perfectly nice boyfriend, her perfect GPA, and her perfect plan for her life. Unfortunately, the decidedly imperfect Alex has been assigned to her group project and is messing up absolutely everything. What begins as strictly necessary communication for the class slowly becomes more frequent and serious as she gets to know him. From his total lack of respect for school to the undeniable chemistry they share, Alex is beginning to make Quinn question everything she thought was true, especially about love. Is his constant, playful flirting with her real or just another game for him?

With its sharp sarcasm and wit, Textual Chemistry is a romantic comedy that will appeal to fans of John Green. Readers who love intellectual banter and savvy references won’t be able to put down this romance between the smart slacker guy and the overly perfectionist girl, similar to Rory and Jess from Gilmore Girls. This hilarious rom-com will keep you laughing and turning the page to see if this dynamic couple will or won’t get together.

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Musings From the Book of Moron: What goes on in the Trump White House

About Musings From the Book of Moron: What goes on in the Trump White House:

A satirical look at the proclamations, thoughts, and policies taking place in the Trump administration through cartoons and caricatures.

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Carpe Sodium by Penn S. Mightier

About Carpe Sodium by Penn S. Mightier:

Have you ever felt that something is so common or obvious that there must be a word for it? Well, there is now. This is a compilation of new word amalgamations, neologisms, portmanteaus and modified phrases which simply pokes fun at the madness of the evolution of PC culture and social justice. It is all in the service of humor and any sense of racism, sexism or other bigotry is meant to be ironic or to reflect the hypocrisy of the word or phrase being parodied.

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College Days

About College Days:

ABOUT THE NOVEL:
An Engineer-zoned guy is instigated by a girl to start a game company.

Few Details:
1) PROXY: Filled for five friends but forgot one’s own
2) VIVA: Smoked and drunk but still cracked it
3) Group Discussion: Topic- ‘Woman on the Top’
4) DROPOUT: Still invited as a motivational speaker at his college

PLOT:
Neil met Avani-the girl who saved him from committing suicide few years back.
Soon they were connected through Facebook.
On day one, she revealed her plan to leave India for higher studies.
But still their conversation continued.
He told her about his college life while she talked about her friends.
One day, he surprised her by dropping to her place and professing his love.
What will Avani do now?

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Hollywood Daze

About Hollywood Daze:

Hollywood Forever Cemetery, June 2015: A freshly dug grave.
Halloween, 2014: Mona arrives in Los Angeles.

After a traumatic breakup, the confused and often drunk Mona, finds herself in LA. Her brother, Joost, is an up-and-coming director whose recent success at Cannes has led him to turn an old Cary Grant movie into a sexy, space-set romance with blockbuster potential.
A tendency toward self-destruction, impulsiveness, and outlandish outbursts makes Mona the type of tormented enfant terrible that drives bleak coming-of-age classics like The Catcher in the Rye and Girl, Interrupted. This time with her brother’s career at stake she wants to bend the town to her own will. But when everything spirals out of control, Mona is forced to decide where her loyalties lie.
About to put her only friend in the world in mortal danger.

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The Infernal Parody by Nathan Galion

About The Infernal Parody by Nathan Galion:

A parody of Dante’s Inferno! A humorous reinterpretation of the classic tale by the famous Italian poet.

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The Moskowitz Code

About The Moskowitz Code:

Just When You Thought it was Safe to be Healthy…
When his doctor mistakenly types the wrong code into his electronic medical record, Myron Moskowitz – Mike, to the entire world except his mother, Celia – finds life, or at least the one he’s grown used to, suddenly turned tush-over-teakettle. With that single dodgy digital diagnosis, a chain reaction is set in motion leading Mike to lose his job, accidentally get all trace of himself wiped off of every computer in the known universe, and seriously contemplate buying a Harley. And Mike isn’t exactly what you’d call a motorcycle kind of Moskowitz.
Somehow Mike must find a way to get back on the grid and get his old job back, all without his wife finding out about any of it.

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Movie Trivia

About Movie Trivia:

Do you love a good movie? Are you a fan of fun facts about successful actors and films? If yes, you will definitely enjoy this movie trivia book greatly. It will help you to rediscover tons of thrilling, chin-dropping, and simply amazing facts about some of the best movies, actresses, and actors in the history.

This book is a great, yet simple and entertaining read. It’s totally family-friendly and it may be the best gift for a film-lover of any age. The book is filled with film industry related interesting facts, short life stories of the actors, bizarre situations that occurred in their careers, and so much more!

If you’ve got a pub quiz or movie trivia night to go to, I suggest that you get this book! This is your chance to learn and reclaim in your memory some of the greatest facts about your favorite movies, characters, and actors. Also, you may do it in no time, while having so much fun!

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A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! by Marc Richard

About A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! by Marc Richard:

The Forbidden Fruit.

Come on. Bite it.

You know you want to.

The snake says it’s okay. Eve says it’s okay.

You’re curious, aren’t you, Adam?

Bite it.

You bit it, didn’t you?

It’s all right; we all make mistakes. Paradise wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, anyway. From now on, you’ll have to make your own way. Just you and Eve and your trusty talking goat sidekick, Phil Collins.

The book of Genesis. How bad could it be? Take a bite and find out for yourself.

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“The Golden Treasury of Selected School Works” Or “Only Half Mad”

About “The Golden Treasury of Selected School Works” Or “Only Half Mad”:

A brilliant anthology of bizarre, eccentric and facetious school works, coupled with incisive and often hilarious interviews with their respective authors. A veritable treasure trove of zany whimsicality, ludicrous opinions and insane dialogues between the interviewer (Spike Potter) and a kooky bunch of offbeat ex-students. How did any of these people ever pass their exams?

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