Do you feel lost, isolated and alone?
Does modern life leave you feeling left behind in a state of confusion and bewilderment?
If you or someone you know is struggling with the trials and tribulations of modern manhood then Grumpy Old Git is the book for you.
Clearly you are a competent and intelligent person. You can iron the carpet and hoover the clothes as well as the next man, but if you miss the good old days and find yourself yearning for things to be as they once were, join the brotherhood of the bewildered and fight back.
Fight back against the tidal wave of complicated and unnecessary technology. Shun the shackles of tedious health and safety. Stomp on the plight of the flat pack lifestyle and beat into submission the conventional demand to simply sit in a chair and turn slowly beige.
If your daily life is ruined by militant cyclists, pushy salesmen, pointless bureaucratic nonsense and the poor attitudes and ineptness of others, take solace in the fact that you are not suffering alone.
With a strong cup of tea in a chipped mug and a stiff upper lip we can repel these awful social conventions and once again stand tall among men.
Note that this book should be kept secret and hidden from the guard at all costs. If she finds it you’ll end up in the cooler and will likely lose television privileges for a fortnight.
You have been warned.