About Candles Over the Septic Tank
Grandma Edith’s hobbies are playing poker, eight-ball pool, and driving telephone scammers to hang up on her. Her granddaughter-in-law, Marcie, has a husband who won’t go away; he thinks the “ex” stands for kisses. When the two women set out to find Grandma Edith’s missing money, their unorthodox methods often produce unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny results.
About gog and magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians ,Hollywood Superstars.
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Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.
About gog and magog by itzak begerano
Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians ,Hollywood Superstars.
https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ SHORT ANIMATION LINK
Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Peta Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.
About THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK
1100 funny quotes. The Best Funny Quotes Collection, Arranged by 22 themes! A perfect gift for everyone!
About Give up to Gain: A revolutionary, new, old way to find all the time to do everything you ever wanted.
We all want something more in life but there’s always something in the way. Follow Fortysomething dad as he finds out how to change his life and find all the time to do everything he ever wanted to do. Life is full. We can’t add anything new unless we give something up. I didn’t say that but learned it the hard way. On another crazy adventure of discovery, the adventurer in all of us could use to find a way to find the time.
About Revolution by David Dorrough
We all know it’s not easy being a 21st century middle-aged, well-educated American with a decent job, no major health issues, no legal or financial problems, and plenty of family and friends. But most of us are pretty short on details. What exactly are the day-to-day challenges, not to mention the innermost mental and emotional processes, of folks struggling through this existence?
REVOLUTION attempts to illuminate these mysteries, and many more as well, by delving deeply into the lives of several such people. Join them as they laugh, cry, love, and hate. Share in their sweet triumphs and their devastating failures. Ride along with them as they courageously press onward, learning and growing, facing immense obstacles, rising up, finding a way, charting a course, chasing their dreams… all against the magnificent, paradise-like backdrop of Los Angeles, California.
Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies…Well Ok, Five by Jinx James
A fast-fading celebrity is prepared to do anything, yes anything, to capture the headlines again. Unfortunately, Annabel had picked a very bad day to kill her husband. Four equally ballsy women cross a moral line to get what they want, with unexpected consequences. Throbbing with dark humor, Dead Funny confirms that the world is as crazy and off-kilter as you always suspected.
About The Name Game
This could be a Black Mirror episode. Following The Craigslist Model and Sub To Ego books, Slade West reminisces about the woman he had an on and off relationship with between girlfriends. He hadn’t seen her for a number of years. This woman didn’t own a cell phone and she didn’t use social media. She also never told Slade her real name. Based on true events. Cover by Ginny Leano.
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About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses, Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle
Are You Struggling to Get Over Loneliness, Loss, or Divorce?
Discover the word that will change your life.
Uncover outrageously unusual secrets for getting on with your life after a big disappointment, loss, breakup, divorce, or being dumped. No matter what you’ve been through, every reader (you) will achieve a heightened sense of happiness and a deeper level of confidence.
Inspirational, hilarious activities will awaken your genius and motivate you to revitalize your life in ways you never thought of.
You’ll not only learn how to pamper yourself (you’ll love this chapter); you will find remarkable ideas to enhance your notoriety before you croak. PLUS, a sure-fire plan for getting your life back.
This Book is Full of
Encouragement
Enlightenment
Life Hacks
Recipes
Healing
Travel Blunder Coping Techniques
Fun facts about potatoes, dogs, & various other varmints
Gut-busting inspiration to create happiness all around you
This collection of irreverent tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. You can laugh, you may cry, but you will ultimately be entertained and redirected in remarkable ways.
It’s a Journal
It’s a Vision Board
It’s entertaining, comical, & inspiring
Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses is the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or anyone who needs a lighthearted boost, proof that they are brave and lovable, and a new outlook on life.
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Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington
Are you rude to others? Did someone ever tell you they didn’t like the way you spoke to them? Do you know someone who is rude?
If so, this book is for you or them.
This book is for the boss, the co-workers, and the parents. The book Mindfulness for Everyone shows you how to act in public and conduct yourself in a restaurant. All of course, without the cursing.
Also included in Mindfulness for Everyone is how to properly send an effective email to a co-worker without sounding insincere, rude, or terse. Sometimes parents have to be reminded of mindfulness when dealing with their children.
Mindfulness reduces stress and promotes well-being. By reading Mindfulness for Everyone for just 5 minutes a day, the reader will have a sense of purpose in life and will better understand how to treat others. With continued use of these mindfulness techniques, the reader will soon develop a sense of positive energy radiating outward. Spreading kindness and gratitude creates positive energy.
Take a journey toward peace and kindness and a shared life that is more balanced.
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About Gog and Magog
An insane battle of wills between two equally unscrupulous politicians thrusts their militaries (and ultimately the world) into the ultimate crisis.
Two feuding presidents, each motivated through delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to increasingly unsavory acts of deceit, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monro (President of the Democratic Organization) and Suleiman Aswad (President of the Free Islamic Forces) find themselves locked in an insane battle of wills. Vice president Barney Chaplin doesn’t believe in this war. Nevertheless, he was sent to the front lines in the Fanta Morgana desert to entertain the troops, risking his own life in the process.
The battle proves to be a trying affair as it forces many “has-been” Hollywood actors to act as deadly commando soldiers and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looked to become executed until Monro puts a plan in place to rescue him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation—eventually, both leaders were accused of war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield a doomsday device to hold the world at ransom to staggering consequences
About Jerry for President 2024
NOW FREE: “JERRY FOR PRESIDENT 2024,” a multimedia comedy screenplay retells the exciting, hilarious adventures of JERRY the chicken, who after several painful misadventures, decides to run for the Presidency of the United States with the help of his human friends. “Wow, if I’m being totally honest, this is one of the funniest scripts I have ever read. This is really a fantastic work and I thoroughly enjoyed the read.” – Carli Haney, Stage 32. Jerry will rescue America when he proclaims, “Drill baby, drill!!” (This comedy contains adult language.)
SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James
A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity, lies and love – and a twisted plot to con the rock star.
Lured by an irresistible offer of a new album, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck … until the deal turns sour. There’s something underhand going on with the mysterious overseas organization behind the album offer. But contracts are meant to be trashed, aren’t they? Except this offer will get Marc out of his finanial troubles. Torn by the dilemma of recording the shitty song that’s part of the deal and his desperate need to reboot his career, Marc signs the contract. He senses he’s the target of a stand-over tactic, but what can he do? Hell! – rewite the song and make it awesome. Trouble is he hasn’t written a hit for over a decade. Now there is so much to play for and too much to lose.
About Liquid Cougar
Dalton, Zander, and Dexter are all vying to win Stef’s heart and they will stop at nothing to please her. Unbeknownst to Stef, this is being orchestrated by her ex, Mark, who is secretly running a survival style competition, planning to pay the winning suitor so he will be able to stop paying Stef’s alimony. Will Stef find her true love amidst this secret game, or will her cynical BFF Amy uncover what Mark is up to and crush his plan?
About The Unconventional Guide to Joseph Fine
Meet Joseph Fine, whose surname is a painfully accurate assessment of his life at the moment. On paper, everything about him appears to be, well, fine. Successful lawyer. Respected by peers. Financially sound. Check, check, check. Well, not quite. This quirky, (just about) five-three guy decides to drop everything to venture thousands of miles from his uncomfortable comfort zone to figure out what it takes to live life and find love.
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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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The Book Of Failures by Amy Lyle
You will feel 20-32% better about your own life after reading The Book of Failures.
The book has been featured in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Northside Women magazine, Points North magazine, My Forsyth magazine, Alpharetta Life, 400 Life, Forsyth County News, and on morning shows Atlanta and Company and The Kelly Show and Focus Atlanta.
Reviews:
“THE FUNNIEST, WITTIEST, AND MOST RELATABLE BOOK A GIRL COULD READ.” -A. Evers of Blueline Scripture- “Don’t Read While Drinking (Your coffee, wine, etc. will shoot through your nose from laughing.)” – R. Johnson of Ivy Owl Reviews- “You will definitely appreciate your own family dysfunction as you read through Amy’s ‘Book of Failures.’ Can’t wait to see more.” -S. Pacey Northside Woman Magazine- “Delight in Amy Lyle’s 45 years of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy’s debacles including: “I Was Not Talking to You,” where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality, he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway and “In the Neighborhood,” where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled “Calls from Sharon,” where Amy’s best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are ‘so political,’ as her OB/GYN reported her vagina was ‘too clean’ and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy “I’m Going to Kill You,” where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband’s snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW.”
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About Single.Taken.Cursed by Nicki Bell
Heard enough happily ever afters? In Single. Taken. Cursed. Scottish comedy writer Nicki Bell reveals some of her worst dating exploits. From a guy impersonating Zac Efron to another pretending to be a farm animal, you’ll discover the bizarre and exhausting side of single life.
As told in stories like ‘The MLM Tool’ and ‘Tricky Vicky’, this account of contemporary dating is evidence that it can indeed always be worse.
Nicki Bell’s brutally honest collection of short stories features her trademark sarcasm and is perfect for fans of both Sophie Kinsella and Dolly Alderton.
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About The Beasts of Success
In this dog-eat-dog world, three friends find themselves getting nowhere in their careers despite their education and work skills. They decide to make their own rules to the game of life and play dirty to get ahead. Each of them concoct schemes to sabotage colleagues and clear the path for their swift advancement.
Through a journey of deception and personal discovery, they find that life at the top isn’t what they imagined it would be. All the while, they’re not aware that they’re part of a much larger game being played by a world-controlling group that doesn’t have their best interests in mind. And with a physical manifestation of karma on the loose, their futures are uncertain.
In this fast-paced, entertaining ride, readers will confront a cache of arcane truth and thought-provoking situations by means of satire, dark humor, and zany humor. The Beasts of Success lifts the veil on a hidden world of which few are aware. How far down the rabbit hole are you willing to go?
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
About Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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