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I Don’t Give a Sht Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future Dckheads by A.D.R.

About I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future D*ckheads by A.D.R.

Parenting books keep promising you inner peace, perfectly behaved kids, and family harmony.
This is not one of those books.

“I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future D*ckheads!” is the brutally honest, laugh out loud guide for parents who are just trying to survive the chaos without losing their minds or their sense of humour.

Inside, you’ll find real talk about:

Toddlers who negotiate screen time like lawyers

Birthday parties that cost more than your rent

Homework meltdowns that turn you into obsessed artists

Nutrition guilt, Instagram-perfect mums, and celebrity “experts” with personal chefs

The art of raising decent humans in a world full of nonsense

If you’ve ever hidden in the bathroom with a cup of coffee just to escape your kids for five minutes, this book is for you.

Written with wit, sarcasm and more truth than most parenting manuals can handle, I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide will make you laugh, nod and finally feel like you’re not alone in the madness.

Perfect for fans of “Hurrah for Gin,” “Why Mummy Drinks,” and “Confessions of a Scary Mommy,” this book is the honest parenting companion you didn’t know you needed.

Parenting isn’t about being perfect, it’s about surviving, swearing, laughing and maybe (just maybe) raising humans who aren’t total d*ckheads.

So grab your coffee (or wine) and dive in!

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Mondays With Morty: Offbeat Lessons for Success by Jim Tilberry

Mondays With Morty: Offbeat Lessons for Success by Jim Tilberry

Mondays With Morty is a humorous spoof of some of the most iconic books about success, from “Think and Grow Rich” to “The Secret.” Every week 85-year-old Morty Goldberg teaches a new success lesson to young Walter Dill who is deferential and naïve. Morty is a retired businessman who drinks heavily, gambles a lot, and has an over-sized libido. He also swears like a sailor. His lessons are often absurdly flawed and comically confusing. Although a friendship develops between the elderly mentor and his young pupil, Walter pays a price again and again for Morty’s twisted advice. If you’re at all familiar with the success-book genre, this funny satirical book is a must-read. There is adult language, so it’s not for children. The eBook is FREE to download on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, November 17th – 19th.

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Sophistication by W.M. Bernstein

Sophistication by W.M. Bernstein

This unique book brings together serious neuroscience and seriously deadpan humor, resulting in an opus that can best be described as Sigmund Freud meets Dave Barry meets Malcom Gladwell amateur science—minus the amateur part.

Sophistication suggests how readers can become more competent thinkers, able to interpret complex issues and make better decisions in all aspects of life.

Four states of mind, which if chronic become your personality are described: shmo, schmuck, schadenfreudist, and sophisticate. The goal, for anyone hoping to get ahead in life, is to become a sophisticate—and learning how is a real trip!

The book lampoons the self-help genre itself (Dale Carnegie’s famous advice boils down to influencing people by using their name a lot and wearing a hat); Major League Baseball (it’s an orthodox religion); and Vladimir Putin (Stalin Lite).

Sophistication offers keen insights into the biological, psychological, and sociological causes of behavior that could help you achieve success—or not. Either way, this book takes you on a fascinating foray into the inner workings of the human mind.

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Wizard and Majestic, comedy

About Wizard and Majestic, comedy

Denis and Austin, two ambitious but crooked businessmen, are married to the powerful and sharp-minded sisters Margaret and Dorothy. Tired of living in their wives’ shadows, they secretly hatch a plan to steal money from them — and to pull it off without leaving a trace.

Their scheme is simple on paper: hire a private detective to dig up the sisters’ confidential business plans, then use that insider information to rob them. To keep their hands clean, Denis and Austin pass the job down the chain — to their trusted associate, Ollie, a self-proclaimed criminal mastermind who believes he can manage everything perfectly.

Ollie, in turn, hires two small-time crooks — Kareem, nicknamed The Wizard, and Sonny, known as The Majestic — to do the legwork. Kareem is told to pose as an owner to one of the sisters’ estates, while Sonny is assigned to infiltrate the other sister’s company as a financial adviser. All they have to do is follow instructions, deliver the paperwork from the detective, and stick to the plan.

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Extracts From Noah’s Diary

About Extracts From Noah’s Diary

A century ago, a little known writer named Mark Twain wrote a silly novella called Extracts from Adam’s Diary. It imagined the recorded daily life of the first man. Two years later, Mr. Twain’s wife passed away, and he wrote a melancholy follow-up with Eve as the imagined diarist. Together, these stories were published as The Diaries of Adam & Eve.

A century later, a well known writer named Martin Bodek enjoyed the books, discovered that Twain left the concept for another to pick up where he left off, and decided to give it a try.

Yes, he’s that arrogant, he’s written a sequel for Mark Twain.

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Dirty Verse

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Dirty Verse is a book of humorous, satirical rhyming poetry that breaks from social norms and toes no lines. It’s sometimes offensive. It’s sometimes idiotic. It’s occasionally thoughtful. At times, it can be witty, charming, or gross (rarely simultaneously). It is always funny and will lift your time spent on the toilet, or during a five-hour flight delay at the airport, to new heights. Each poem has been honed to maximize its nonsense quotient, with generative AI images added to enhance the visual experience. Enjoy the madness.

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Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.

In this Handbook you’ll find:

210 Humorous lawyer stories
62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
19 Law school amusements
38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
2 Legal writing funny pieces
26 Hilarious one-liners
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Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII by The Academic Gossiper

About Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII by The Academic Gossiper

Henry VIII wasn’t just a king with a wife problem. He was the original toxic boyfriend with nuclear-level power and serious commitment issues. Six women walked down the aisle with him, and their stories will make every dating disaster you’ve ever experienced look like a minor inconvenience.

From the Spanish princess who refused to disappear quietly to the widow who outsmarted the most dangerous man in Europe, these women were playing real-life Survivor Renaissance style. Some lost their heads, others lost their freedom, but all of them changed history in ways Henry never saw coming.

Buckle up for the most dysfunctional family drama in European history, complete with religious revolutions, political scandals, and plot twists that would make soap opera writers jealous. Because when the dust settled, the real winners weren’t who anyone expected.

Warning: This book is seasoned with very sharp language, if you know what I mean.

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All The Money In The World: A Wish Come True

About All The Money In The World: A Wish Come True

What if a kid canceled money… and nobody could stop him?

Ten-year-old Danny Henderson is just trying to survive fourth grade, cheer for his favorite hockey team, and help his dad through cancer treatments—not necessarily in that order. But when a chance TV interview at a Sledgehammers game goes viral, Danny does something no billionaire, politician, or economist has ever managed: he wishes money out of existence.

Poof.

Overnight, bank accounts empty. Credit cards decline. The entire global economy collapses like a house of cards in a wind tunnel. And Danny? He’s public enemy #1 for some… and the accidental hero of a revolution for others.

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Poomageddon

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The world was on the brink of chaos. Not from war, famine, or natural disaster—no, this was a crisis of a different kind. A crisis of *stupidity*.

It all started with a curse. Not the kind of curse you find in fairy tales, with witches and cauldrons and dramatic lightning strikes. No, this curse was born out of frustration, desperation, and a very pregnant artist’s desire to teach a lesson to the most insufferable man on the planet. Zoe Bellamy didn’t mean to unleash a global phenomenon. She just wanted her husband’s idiot boss to stop being, well, an idiot.

But when the curse took hold, it just affected one man. But the idea spread like wildfire, thanks to a little invention called the SmartChip—a brain-enhancing device that promised to make humanity smarter, faster, and better. Instead, it showed that the world was a ticking time bomb of stupidity, with one very unfortunate side effect: every time someone said something dumb, they… well, let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.

Enter Brandon Bellamy, a construction foreman with a heart of gold and patience worn thinner than a porta-potty wall. Alongside his wife Zoe, he finds himself at the center of a legal battle, a global movement, and a fight for common sense in a world that’s lost its mind.

From the boardrooms of power-hungry tech moguls to the courthouse steps where the fate of humanity hangs in the balance, Poomageddon is a riotous, absurd, and surprisingly heartfelt tale of what happens when the world finally says, “Enough is enough.”

Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unforgettable characters, and a healthy dose of social satire, this is the story of how one curse brought the world to its knees—and how a group of ordinary people rose up to fight back.

So buckle up, hold your nose, and get ready for a wild ride. Because in a world where stupidity has consequences, the only way out is through.

Welcome to Poomageddon.

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