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Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle

About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle

Discover the one word that will change your life forever; this inspirational collection of irreverent tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. You can laugh, you may cry, but you will ultimately be entertained and redirected in remarkable ways.

Uncover unusual secrets for getting on with your life after a big disappointment, loss, or divorce. No matter what you’ve been through, every reader (you) will achieve a heightened sense of happiness and a deeper level of confidence. You’ll rearrange your attitude with activities you never thought of.

Full of
Encouragement
Enlightenment
Life Hacks
Recipes
Healing
Travel Blooper Remedies
Fun facts about potatoes, dogs, & various other varmints
Gut-busting inspiration to create happiness all around you
You’ll not only learn how to revitalize yourself (you’ll love this chapter); you will find remarkable ideas to enhance your notoriety before you croak. PLUS, a sure-fire plan for getting your life back.
It’s a Journal
A Vision Board
It’s entertaining, comical, & inspiring
Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses is the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, and anyone who needs a lighthearted boost and a new outlook on life.

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Jonathan’s Trip to the Other Side

About Jonathan’s Trip to the Other Side

Jonathan’s Trip to the Other Side’ is a comic fantasy for children & young adults, relating the events of a camping break which turned into an outlandish adventure for Jonathan Trenchcoat, Jethro the blacksmith, and Transport the camel.

It all starts as a result of a little inter-dimensional flux; when a hole appears in the trouser pocket of the universe. It’s not so much a black hole, just one which could do with a spot of emergency darning. But like a missing manhole cover on the sidewalk of life… you just know that someone is going to fall through it. So Jonathan and Jethro arrive in a land where Mother Nature is on holiday, Grandma Chaos is in charge, time has a tendency to travel in curves, and the laws of physics only apply on weekdays after 7pm.

Jonathan and Jethro are given a task to perform in order to earn passage back to their own dimension. It’s not an impossible task, they just have to find a crystal ball, and apparently it came through the wormhole just before they did. The only problem is that someone has already claimed it. By now it could have been melted down to make a nice pair of ornamental vases.

It’s a race against time, and time doesn’t like to lose.

The colourful landscape is peppered with characters such as Zabbadoc the Wealthy, brother of Zebroc the not Quite so Wealthy, cousin to Hammal the Positively Stinking Rich; a desert nomad race to whom bartering is a not just a way of life, it’s a religion… and one which they fervently encourage others to join. Then there’s the forest dwelling Two-Feet tribe, a race whose pursuit of gastronomic perfection is only tempered by the limitation of the size their stomachs; and whose bible is a recipe book.

It is a book for those who like their humour ‘off the wall’ rather than off the peg. As Jonathan himself might say ‘It’s the kind of book you just can’t put down… it must be something to do with the chewing gum on the cover.’

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The Festivus Haggadah

About The Festivus Haggadah

This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon – and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday – as possible into it. It’s a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.

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Last Chance California

About Last Chance California

Terrified he’s becoming just like his father, Wyatt Lewis, a disillusioned millennial, breaks up with his fiancée to chase his childhood dream – a fresh start in Southern California.

Once in San Diego, Wyatt reunites with an old friend, Summer Harrison, while falling hard for the elusive and free-spirited, Leah Murphy. Summer and Leah show Wyatt a dazzling world littered with lavish speakeasies, egregious drug use, and overpriced cocktails. Surrounded by fake glamor and stuck in a terrible corporate job, Wyatt’s escape turns into his worst nightmare.

Overworked, alone, and filled with regret, the aspiring writer spirals down a self-destructive path that forces him to confront the violent past he ran away to California to forget.

In his raw, hilarious, and dark debut novel, Brian Price showcases our world, on the verge of the COVID-19 pandemic, through the eyes of a sarcastic and stubborn narrator as he attempts to drown his family’s demons.

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The Tyranny of Desire by Morty Shallman

About The Tyranny of Desire by Morty Shallman

PUCHY MUSHKIN is a big dreamer and an even bigger loser whose spectacular failure as a human being is exceeded only by the enormity of his penis.
In the depths of his despair, Puchy has an epiphany: could the endless series of screw-ups that define his existence be the result of his overwhelming desire for the success he believes is his birthright? To test his theory and, hopefully, change his fate, Puchy vows to banish all dreams, goals, aims, ambitions, and obsessions from his life except one: to assassinate desire itself and hang it by its feet like Mussolini.

What follows is the hilariously dark, raunchy, and irreverent tale of one man’s twisted war with himself—an anti-story about an anti-hero whose only motivation is to have no motivation at all.

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The House of Dating Disasters by Angela Pearse

About The House of Dating Disasters by Angela Pearse

A page-turning romantic comedy set in Edinburgh and London with humorous antics, witty banter, an enemies-to-lovers romance and spice. Perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Anna Maxted.

“Full of humour, misunderstandings, angst, crossed wires, secrets and mischief, all of these combine to make a really good read with some laugh out loud moments.”

The queen of online dating has met the man of her dreams. But her best friend found him first.

Aster’s been on more dates than she’s had hot dinners, from players to weirdos, she’s met them all. So, when flatmate and fellow dater Edie suggests a new approach to weed out the undesirables, she’s right on board.

It’s a great strategy, until Edie gets together with her physiotherapist. Aster can’t see why she likes him; he’s a know-it-all health nut who rubs her up the wrong way.

She tolerates him for Edie’s sake but when a friendship develops and, to her horror, a heart-thundering attraction, Aster has to face the uncomfortable truth—her best friend is dating the guy she’s been looking for.

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I am now Dog

About I am now Dog

I am now Dog

I am now Dog is dedicated to my Dad and my brother.

We are all bastards and get away with far too much in life. But life is pure and so are we. This is the reason I wrote I am now dog.

It’s funny, hip and toys with the human condition as well as current socio-political events in a way that that, frankly, turns my literary head on.

There is a debt of honour for Mikhail Bulgakov’s heart of the dog, which I felt, failed/meandered in many places.

Such is life, such are other people’s stories the foundation for which I borrow and steal ever so zealously wherever I can.

Do not fear for never will I fail to innovate and add in the new. Such is my want, such is my style.

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Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle

About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle

This collection of shameless tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. You can laugh; you may cry, but you will ultimately be inspired and redirected in a meaningful way – with a new perspective.

Discover the one word that will change your life.

Uncover outrageously unusual secrets for getting on with your life after a big disappointment, loss, breakup, or divorce. No matter what you’ve been through, every reader (you) will achieve a heightened sense of happiness and a deeper level of confidence than you ever imagined.

Inspirational stories and hilarious activities will awaken your genius and motivate you to revitalize your life in ways you never thought of.

You’ll not only learn how to tie knots when you’re at the end of your rope, pamper yourself (you’ll go back to this chapter for the rest of your life), and outsmart a bear; you will find remarkable ideas to enhance your notoriety before you croak. PLUS, a sure-fire plan for getting your life back.

Full of:
Encouragement
Enlightenment
Life Hacks
Recipes
Gut-busting inspiration to create happiness all around you
Gleeful tactics to escape humiliation, balconies, & boredom

Find the secret to true happiness.

It’s a Journal
It’s a Vision Board
It’s entertaining, comical, & inspiring

Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses is the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, and anyone who needs a lighthearted boost, a new outlook on life or needs to laugh hysterically with resilience and courage.

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Extracts from Noah’s Diary

About Extracts from Noah’s Diary

A century ago, a little known writer named Mark Twain wrote a silly novella called Extracts from Adam’s Diary. It imagined the recorded daily life of the first man. Two years later, Mr. Twain’s wife passed away, and he wrote a melancholy follow-up with Eve as the imagined diarist. Together, these stories were published as The Diaries of Adam & Eve.

A century later, a well known writer named Martin Bodek enjoyed the books, discovered that Twain left the concept for another to pick up where he left off, and decided to give it a try.

Yes, he’s that arrogant, he’s written a sequel for Mark Twain.

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Wouldn’t You Rather Be Laughing? by MuddyUm Editors

About Wouldn’t You Rather Be Laughing? by MuddyUm Editors

Good news, beloved reader! We bring you the japes, gobshite, and guttersnipe you crave. The editors of MuddyUm, a singularly hilarious publication, have collected stories so funny that the cares and woes of the world will flee your mind. Prepare your soul to be overtaken by the giddy daemon of comedy and you will be wondering only one thing:

“If I keep laughing like this, will I puke?”

We are well aware that the world has become a smoldering cesspit of:

– dysfunction,
– despair, and … well …
– cess. (We have to put it somewhere.)

The fifteen stories herein are designed to combat that very thing! Sure, you could worry about the war in Ukraine or the next plague, but why not learn fun facts about dolphin clitorises, the connection between eating frogs and productivity, Grandfather Iron Jaw’s sex tips, and someone’s — let’s call him “Zacchariah” even though his name is actually “Paul” – pelvic floor?

And if you don’t believe us, maybe you will believe our famous dead columnist Granny Mary!

“So, let me state the obvious. This anthology is good. Very good. I haven’t read an anthology with a collection of talent like this in hours. The abundance of comedy in these pages will leave your pants wet. It’s a shplotz. A shplotz of comedy.

Think of it this way. The entire goddamn world is going to shit, and you are reading a blurb written by a dead woman who was recently made famous for—get this—blowing her nose into dirty underwear. Wouldn’t you rather be laughing?”

Here’s what you get!

– Why We Live in a World Dominated by Men
– Ladies, Get Yours Today
– New Study Shows Negative Correlation Between Eating Frogs and Productivity
– How to Blow Your Nose into Dirty Underwear
– I Explain to a GenZer That There Were Once Only Three TV Networks
– Sex Education Tip — Keep Your Knees Together and Wear Clean Underwear
– My Unfavorite Things
– All Things Must Collapse
– Marine Scientists Discover That the Dolphin Clitoris Provides Pleasure
– Please Accept My Friend Request So I Can Make You Regret It
– I Left My Face Print On The Movie Theater And It Remained There For Five Years
– I’m Teaching My 12-Year-Old Son About Women
– Science Abandons Red Counties
– On Learning to Speak American
– My Neighbor Saw My Bare Butt

Ready to keep your knees together and wear clean underwear? Don’t wait any longer!

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Game of Fangs

About Game of Fangs

Game of Fangs is a new stand-alone novel in the Fat Vampire universe, from Johnny B. Truant, best-selling author of Invasion, Fat Vampire, and The Inevitable.

When Nora, Orlo, Robert, Amelie, Jaden, Rohit, and Brody form a seven-person team of live-action-role-players to enter a massive three-day Vampire LARP tournament, they have no idea two real vampires will be in the mix, on a mission of their own.

As the gamers play, gathering points and moving upwards through the floors of the convention center, the vampires turn contestants, searching for a lost descendant, and the game gets gruesome and increasingly deadly.

Will amateur vampire hunters be able to sort out the bloody truth from the role-playing fiction and save the still-living from the more-than-dead?

Perfect for fans of Rick Gualtieri’s Tome of Bill or Drew Hayes’ Fred the Vampire Accountant, Game of Fangs tells the story of what happens when a group of vampire-hunting gamers encounters real vampires. Get your copy today!

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Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell

About Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell

She thought he was neurotic. He thought she was psychotic. The Navy thought they were the perfect pair.

Shelby Ryder is a loose cannon. A Kansas farm girl, she became a Navy SEAL to avenge her parents, who were killed on vacation when a Russian sub torpedoed their catamaran. Earl Bernstein, from Chicago, became a SEAL to get away from his over-protective parents. Earl’s the sensitive type. He writes poetry and worries about his teeth enamel eroding.

The Navy thought by pairing them together they would balance each other out. They were wrong.

After brushes with the law and staying just this side of sanity, Shelby and Earl are on the verge of being de-SEALed. Now they’ve been given one last chance to redeem themselves.

It’s a simple enough mission: they’re tasked with finding a United States senator who disappeared in Cuba while playing golf. But then one day the president tweets that the Russians are responsible, and things get perilous in a hurry. Soon it becomes clear—if Shelby and Earl don’t get the senator back, the situation will escalate into a nuclear war. So into the steamy Cuban jungles filled with snakes, spies and a German tuba band, the pair ventures, breaking every rule of civilized behavior known to man as they desperately try to find the senator before the missiles fly or Earl runs out of anti-cavity rinse.

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Remortalised: A Supernatural Thriller

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When Hector James, an aspiring journalist, leads a group of friends to an isolated ex-military island in Vietnam, their ‘fun’ trip soon takes a grim turn.

As the mysteries of the forsaken outpost grow ever darker and more twisted, like the jungle around them, only one question remains. Will anyone make it off the island alive? Finding out will be a war…

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And Then There’s Margaret

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For fans of Maria Semple’s Where’d You Go Bernadette or Camille Pagan’s I’m Fine and Neither Are You, comes the perfect laugh-out-loud ‘dramedy’ AND THEN THERE’S MARGARET about marriage, midlife and a controlling, manipulative and self-absorbed mother-in-law thrown into the mix. AND THEN THERE’S MARGARET takes readers on a relatable and hilarious ride, as Allie realizes the only way to survive the angst of family is to let go….and let be.

When Allison Montgomery’s beloved father-in-law and long-time confidant passes away, her mother-in-law, Margaret, ‘temporarily’ moves in. From rearranging the furniture and taking over the kitchen, to undermining and embarrassing Allie at every turn, including funding her daughter’s escape, throwing a hissy fit at the mall, and publicly equating Allie’s glass of Chardonnay to full blown alcoholism, Margaret turns Allie’s life upside down causing her to bounce between a sincere desire to support her grieving mother-in-law and an intense urge to simply push her out of the nearest window.

Feeling annoyed, trapped and even a little childish, Allie struggles to avoid a complete meltdown with help from her fearless and audacious best friend, a plan for reinventing herself and enjoying a second act, and, yes, a few glasses of Chardonnay. Along the way, Allie discovers the reasons behind Margaret’s attitude toward her all these years. Does it help? Maybe…

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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James

Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James

A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

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Candles Over the Septic Tank

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Grandma Edith’s hobbies are playing poker, eight-ball pool, and driving telephone scammers to hang up on her. Her granddaughter-in-law, Marcie, has a husband who won’t go away; he thinks the “ex” stands for kisses. When the two women set out to find Grandma Edith’s missing money, their unorthodox methods often produce unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny results.

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gog and magog

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Genre-fiction, Comedy, political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians ,Hollywood Superstars.
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Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.

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gog and magog by itzak begerano

About gog and magog by itzak begerano

Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians ,Hollywood Superstars.
https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ SHORT ANIMATION LINK

Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Peta Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.

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THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK

About THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK

1100 funny quotes. The Best Funny Quotes Collection, Arranged by 22 themes! A perfect gift for everyone!

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Give up to Gain: A revolutionary, new, old way to find all the time to do everything you ever wanted.

About Give up to Gain: A revolutionary, new, old way to find all the time to do everything you ever wanted.

We all want something more in life but there’s always something in the way. Follow Fortysomething dad as he finds out how to change his life and find all the time to do everything he ever wanted to do. Life is full. We can’t add anything new unless we give something up. I didn’t say that but learned it the hard way. On another crazy adventure of discovery, the adventurer in all of us could use to find a way to find the time.

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