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A Floridian trailer park meets the Legend of Sleepy Hollow in this hilarious horror novella

Five tweakers in a Florida trailer park think they’ve committed the perfect crime: kill a drug dealer. They feel pretty good after dumping the body and splitting the loot. The killer crew isn’t as cocky a couple weeks later as the headless drug dealer hunts them down one by one. Will they be able to escape or can they rely on help from a plumber to combat the resurrected menace?

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The Headless FloridaMan

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The Headless FloridaManAbout The Headless FloridaMan

A Floridian trailer park meets the Legend of Sleepy Hollow in this hilarious horror novella

Five tweakers in a Florida trailer park think they’ve committed the perfect crime: kill a drug dealer. They feel pretty good after dumping the body and splitting the loot. The killer crew isn’t as cocky a couple weeks later as the headless drug dealer hunts them down one by one. Will they be able to escape or can they rely on help from a plumber to combat the resurrected menace?

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The Trump Dictionary: Coffee Table Edition

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In an attempt to provide a tad bit of levity and relief from the last four years of an unprecedented level of division within the United States, the Trump Dictionary has compiled a funny but very scary collection of all things. Donald Trump. This includes quotes, themes, catchphrases, memes, and most important words that our 45th President has made up in his one-of-a-kind, very original inarticulate style. Yes, by complete ‘baffoonism.’ What’s Baffoonism? Hell, we don’t know, it sounds good. When the Tweeter-in-Chief (aka) @realDonaldTrump is involved, there are no rules; you just make it up as you go. Enjoy.

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The diary of a nagging wife by Donna Mensah

About The diary of a nagging wife by Donna Mensah

The diary of a nagging wife is a hilarious journey of the up’s and downs of the life of Annie a 39-year-old mother to a chatty toddler and a newborn, going from a high roller financial manager to being boggled down with two children is no easy picnic, throw in an overbearing obnoxious husband to the mix equals a disaster. Written in the form of a diary, join Annie as she begins to wonder whether there is more to life than swollen breasts and picking up her husbands dirty laundry from of the floor. Can Annie truly figure out what she wants from her life?

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A Wedding in Winchesater

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Charlotte Holmes, a brilliant polymath, and her former companion Dr Watan, an Indian doctor, have been estranged for nearly a decade, but a chance encounter leads to a ill-tempered meeting.

Annabelle Holmes, elder sister of Charlotte, is getting married but the bridegroom is missing and our heroes must solve the mystery to ensure the wedding goes ahead.
Meanwhile Watan is hired by Baron Zorkin, the Russian agent, to retrieve some valuable items but the investigation repeatedly collides with the priorities of the Holmes siblings.

Charlotte and Branwell must confront dark secrets, their mother’s affair with their servant leads to unexpected revelations and the family must re-assess their perceptions of the past.
Durga is feeling restless and is demanding that Branwell, her secret lover, must provide her with a baby. However, his wife Rebecca, is profoundly against the notion, thus Branwell attempts to satisfy all parties by suggesting Watan oblige Durga.

Dark family secrets are revealed and brutal truths confronted in the opening book of the new arc; The Kensington Quartet .

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The Coconut Wireless by Simon Michael Prior

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When Simon and Fiona embark on a quest to track down the Queen of Tonga, they have no idea they’ll end up marooned on a desert island.
No idea they’ll encounter an undiscovered tribe, rescue a drowning actress, learn jungle survival from a commando, and attend cultural ceremonies few Westerners have seen.
As they find out who hooks up, who breaks up, who cracks up, and who throws up, will they fulfil Simon’s ambition to see the queen, or will they be distracted by insomniac chickens, grunting wild piglets, and the easy-going Tongan lifestyle?

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the Singularity

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The Singularity has been realized and initiated by a group of Hong Kong programmers. Their artificial intelligence system has been invented and it is fully self-conscious, only– they fucked up– the AGI is abhorrently and obnoxiously politically correct. A group of comedians from Los Angeles rebel against this new and insidious world leader.

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The Dirtsheets, Volume 1 by Richie Richards

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The American’s American Richie Gunn is the new POW World Heavyweight Champion of the World. However, being champ has its consequences, like becoming the target of an entire roster full of modern day gladiators. Any given night, Richie Gunn may have to defend his title against the likes of the savage Samoa Ngo, resident drug dealer Sek-Sean 8 or “The Most Terrorizing Man in Sports Entertainment” Muhammad Jihad. Unfortunately for the champ, these bloodthirsty wrestlers will do anything for their shot at glory and the sold-out crowd.

Satirizing professional wrestling and the politically correct, The Dirtsheets is a graphic novel for wrestling and comedy fans alike.

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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson

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From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.

Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.

It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.

Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.

Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.

Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.

And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.

Just so long as he can keep everything under control.

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Life Seemed Good, But by Richard Bell

About Life Seemed Good, But by Richard Bell:

A picture of life in and around the Mystee forest as viewed by a variety of talking animals, strange characters, and the author’s adventures with lasers and aluminum-foil hats. Category I call fantasy humor with a touch of the surreal along with a bit of anti-humor. Imagine a cross between Aesop’s Fables and the Brothers Grimm. Author started writing as therapy when wife was almost dying of leukemia. Some of the proceeds go to cancer research. Contains a lot of hidden trivia and tips to make your life more interesting. Definitely not what you might expect.

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Should You Be Allowed to Pilot a Motor Vehicle?

About Should You Be Allowed to Pilot a Motor Vehicle?:

This is a book all about you. By spending precious minutes of your life taking these five quizzes you will learn:

- Should You Be Allowed to Pilot a Motor Vehicle? (Hint: If you can’t read type this small, you shouldn’t.)
- What Is Your Ideal Hobby? (No, sleeping is not a hobby. It’s a lifestyle choice.)
- Are You Too Competitive? (After a rousing game of chess that table doesn’t throw itself.)
- Do You Have a Sense of Humour? (Only 78% of people do.)
- What Is Your Spirit Animal? (And can it eat you?)

You should come away from this book having answered these questions and learned something about yourself, and your place in the world. And then you can go back to doing whatever you were doing before you read this book.

15 minute short read – Questionable Quizzes

#1 Should You Be Allowed to Pilot a Motor Vehicle?
#2 Are You a Superhero?
#3 What Colour Is Your Personality?
#4 Does Your DIY Require Professional Help?
#5 Will You Survive a Safari?
#6 Which of Robin Hood’s Merry Men Are You?
#7 How Likely Are You to Get Sick?
#8 Is Your Boss Out to Get You?
Full series also available in a paperback volume.

This humour book is having an April Fools’ sale. The first Questionable Quizzes series e-book will be free for seven days. Participating stores: Apple, Angus & Robertson, Mondadori Store, Scribd, and Vivlio.

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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The Quest For The Holy Hummus by James Allinson

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Despite being a regressive and unhelpful stereotype, it was nevertheless accurate to say that dragons were aggressive, bloodthirsty brutes. Not George, though. He’s a self-professed ‘decent’ individual with a penchant for organic cookery, gardening, and making his own clothes. Oh, and he’s a vegan, you know!
George’s adventure begins when he decides he wants some hummus. However, as Dragonville definitely isn’t the sort of place to find chickpea-based snacks, he sets off towards People Town to visit his favourite place in the whole world, the glorious Farmer Fred’s feel-good, local, family, fair-trade, organic wholefoods store.
Follow George as he traverses Dragonville, desperately tolerating the idiots who wander into his path – before continuing on towards lovely, civilised People Town where unfortunately our heroic, massive, fire-breathing reptile encounters further unwarranted prejudice.
Will George get his delicious dip? Will he make any new friends? Will years of suppressing his true instincts make him have a terrifying and very-public nervous breakdown? Find out!

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Joy Unveiled: Unraveling the Key to Happiness

About Joy Unveiled: Unraveling the Key to Happiness:

A person living with depression sees the world through different eyes. The world is colorful, but the colors seem dulled and layered with bleakness. Even with the love and support of family and friends, there may still be emptiness and sadness. Even though life may be filled with many joyous moments, the brain chooses to fixate on the sad memories. I know it to be true because it’s exactly what I have experienced.

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An Accidental Royal Kidnap by Paul Mathews

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Need a good laugh? Then grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! *** Discounted to $0.99 / £0.99 from 11 to 17 March 2021 ***

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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Just A Typo by John Bennardo

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Celebrity game show host Mo Riverlake has spent his entire life seeking the limelight, and by age forty, he’s finally made it. Rich and successful as host of the popular quiz show Hats Off, he’s on top of the world until a simple typo triggers a chain of events that lands him in lockup. Every action on his way to Hollywood becomes twisted into a prejudiced slur or false narrative that keeps him trending on Twitter.
With his show sunk and his career crumbling, can Mo clear his name and find happiness again?

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Your Children Are Boring by Tom James

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Your Children Are Boring: or How Modern Parents Ruin Everything by Tom James
“The funniest book of the year”

Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents insufferable?

Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our culture’s obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad.

Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesn’t make you less selfish, why it’s extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, ‘special’, and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves.

All the answers lie within, and it’s your duty to read it.

Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but it’s much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh and if you put ‘Dad’ or ‘Mum’ in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you.

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Baby Capricorn

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It’s been a rough Saturn Return. Directionless, Zad spends most his days stuck in front of the TV, smoking countless amounts of weed in a depressing roundabout pulling him farther away from the life he once had and the one he once envisioned for himself in the future.
Lured out of his apartment with a hand full of edibles, Zad accompanies his sister to what looks like an ordinary weekend at Nana’s but turns out to be an Ascension hosted by Nana and her six sisters. A secret coven of witches. Before the festivities of the weekend come to a close the coven mysteriously disappears.
To uncover the truth of what happened to the Seven Sisters of South Mumps, Zad embarks on an unexpected journey unearthing long-buried family secrets that push him farther onto a path of self-discovery.

An incredible adventure of edibles, witches, and romance to leave you laughing while quickly turning the pages.

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