About F.I.F.O.: When the aliens come for you, they don’t bring flowers!
When the Aliens Come for You, They Don’t Bring Flowers!Jack Spaulding expected to close a deal—not become an alien breeding experiment.Now he’s back on Earth with a very personal problem: something is growing inside him and feeding on his orgasms. His career’s in jeopardy, his marriage is unraveling, and his body’s become a ticking alien time bomb.F.I.F.O. is a darkly hilarious sci-fi horror romp about cosmic karma, bodily betrayal, and the most unforgettable dinner date in the galaxy.Perfect for fans of Heavy Metal, Chuck Palahniuk, and Carlton Mellick III.Content Warning: Mature themes, alien body horror, graphic sexual content. You’ve been warned. (But you’re probably still going to read it aren’t you?)
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Grivante writes strange, squishy horror with a grin—zombie tales that make you laugh, gag, and turn the page way past your bedtime. You might’ve seen him on the back of a milk carton in the ’80s, but that was probably his twin brother, Bob. They still haven’t found him. Weird, right?
He’s the twisted brain behind The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators, a fast-paced, gut-busting series that slathers B-movie horror in buckets of comedy, action, and the occasional inappropriate innuendo. Think Army of Darkness meets Shaun of the Dead, with a dash of The Dukes of Hazzard for seasoning.
Fans of authors like David Wong (John Dies at the End), Jeff Strand, and Rick Gualtieri will feel right at home here—assuming “home” smells like cordite, wet dog, and day-old brains.
When he’s not busy dreaming up end-of-the-world scenarios, Grivante runs Grivante Press, publishing weird, wild speculative fiction that refuses to behave.
Want to keep tabs on his latest shenanigans? Find him on Social Media under the name, Grivante!